Dirty talk is one of those things: you’re either astonishingly good at it, or you’re so bad I wish you hadn’t said anything.

What do you mean, I should put my P in your V?

Where’s the warm-up?

The seduction?

“Hello, whose pussy is this?” Why do you still have your customer service voice on?

Some people just don’t feel comfortable with dirty talk; they actually feel kind of silly when expressing sexual acts or voicing praise.

The good news is that it can be taught so it flows naturally, and things don’t sound awkward or weird.

The even better news is that I’m going to share a couple of things on how to respectfully, disrespectfully, and of course consensually indulge in dirty talk with your partner, lover, muse… friend.

Perhaps even a colleague or acquaintance if they’re down?

Call Me Baby

A cute name that’s for you and only you? Yes, please. A pet name can be cute, it can represent a role, and it can be used as a term of endearment. All three can be true at once. For example, I usually like to be called Daddy or Sir.

I don’t like being called Master because it makes me feel weird.

Daddy or Sir makes me feel in control, and sometimes it highlights the gentler side to me. The caretaker side. The part of me that wants to pet your hair and tease your thighs with my fingertips after I’ve folded you up like a pretzel, made you cum multiple times, and then unraveled you like a ball of yarn.

If my lovers are into it, I like to call them baby, kitten, or princess. Cute names with kinky meanings.

“You’re so wet, baby”

“You like it when I eat your pussy like that, princess?” (She whispers yes with her head tilting back.)

Pet names just make dynamics and sex more intimate. They also make dirty talk way more interesting and fun.

I want you to call me Sir, because it makes me feel powerful. You want to be called “good girl” because you love the praise and you earned it.

Praise + Degradation

Words carry weight, beyond meaning, they embody their own energy. What you say and how you say it matters.

Calling your lover something they do not like will either result in a soft dick or a dry pussy, and nobody wants that. But say the right thing? You set the feral free.

Praise and degradation are two sides of the same coin, and they usually garner the same response. Not everyone loves being degraded or humiliated.

So… maybe talk to your lover before you call them a filthy cocksucking whore.

From my experience, most people love to be praised.

Basic bitches say:

“I like that.”

“That feels good.”

*Complete silence* and zero moaning.

You’re going to say:

“You’re being so good for me.”

“Fuck, just like that.”

“I want a taste of that pretty little pussy.”

If your partner has earned their praise, tell them. Don’t withhold it. Praise is affection. Praise is love.

Praise. Is. Important.

You know what else is super hot? Possessive praise or degradation. Nobody wants to be any dirty slut or random good girl. They want to be your dirty little slut and good girl.

It makes a huge difference.

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Insecurities are brought to the surface.

Stretch marks, loose skin, those things you’ve always found annoying about your mouth when you smile. That little beauty spot on your shoulder that now looks HUGE.

It’s easy to get caught up in judging yourself, instead of actually enjoying your body and your pleasure.

I recently shared a short piece of writing about mirror play that involved finger fucking and making them watch. Standing behind them as they embrace their own beauty. But also so they could watch how desperate they are to cum for me, or needy to feel my hard cock stretch them out.

The comments on this post highlighted a similar pattern amongst some people, especially women. We (Women lovers) aren’t providing enough safety during vulnerable and intimate moments.

You aren’t solely responsible for your lover’s self-esteem, but you can make them feel sexy, safe enough to drop their guard and let out their inner slut.

A man who genuinely cares about you doesn’t see any flaws or imperfections; he sees gateways into your soul.

He sees the experiences that crafted you.

He sees a woman he cares deeply for and wants her to enjoy every intimate moment with him.

A man who cares about you as a person and cares about your soul doesn’t give a shit about stretch marks and loose skin.

He wants to watch how your eyes roll back as he flicks your clit with his tongue or plays with your pussy in front of a mirror.

He wants you to feel good.

To feel loved.

For every atom in your beautiful body to vibrate with pleasure.

He wants to make your pussy wet.

Your nipples grow erect.

He wants you to grind back on him.

Needy.

Hungry.

Leaning back into his body as his hands explore your soft skin.

Surrounding you in safety and cloaking you with his protection.

Telling you that you’re so fucking wet.

Showing you how hard he is, as his bulge presses into you.

A man who adores you will calm your nervous system with his touch, his tone, and his praise.

“You’re being so good for me”

“I’m proud of you, baby”

“You’re taking me so well”

Tender kisses. All the time. In between everything.

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Cute date idea: Spitting into your mouth because I don’t want you to dehydrate.

Cute date idea: I pull your hair while I pound you mercilessly from behind.

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A hand on the leg really does it for me.

Planting a reassuring peck on your shoulder just to let you know I’m here.

Looking you in the eyes and tucking your hair behind your ear.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to make you drip and moan.

But I also love the power of healing touch alone.

I’m a big fan of affection.

I adore attention.

A playful tease.

A lover who’s vulnerable with me.

I enjoy understanding the inner workings of your mind and the experiences that make you so smart and kind.

I love hearing about your childhood, your hopes, and your dreams.

I want you to feel heard and seen.

My hand on the back of your neck.

Private jokes.

The warmth of your flesh.

Discussing the universe.

Reading to you, because I know it soothes your soul.

Filling each other’s cups, so both of us are whole.

How many people take their time and devote themselves to their lover’s tits? Women’s breasts are often stared at, touched, and played with. We romanticize them, fantasize about them, and love to suck on them.

Sex is often rushed, and titty worship is overlooked in physical intimacy. Most people want to race to the finish line, satiating their carnal desires, and trying to get off as fast as possible.

That’s not what she wants.

This is:

More teasing. More foreplay. More dirty talk. More patiently sucking and squeezing her tits, gently pulling her nipples, and affectionately biting her.

There’s a complex network of nerves in women’s breasts. Nerves that need to be explored and stimulated with touch. Take your time and make her drip. Feel her up as you stand behind her. Your warm breath on her neck. Growing harder as you pinch her nipples with your fingers and thumbs.

Saying to her, “You like that, baby?”

As her breathing speeds up and she completely comes undone.

The nipple is not a dial

Touch her nipples with care, tenderness, and love. Her nipples aren’t dials for you to crank up; don’t twist them like a classic wrestling move (nipple cripple). Experiment with different sensations, gentle, intentional twists. Flick with your fingers, and softly pull. Don’t roughly tug on her nipples.

Massage her breasts; oil is your friend. Play with her nipples with your thumbs or fingers and kiss her. Always kiss her. Then back down to her tits and take her nipple into your mouth, gently sucking and occasionally pulling with your teeth.

The foundation of worship is devotion, and you’re devoting yourself to making her feel like she’s going to explode with ecstasy in her own skin.

The infamous Nipplegasm

It’s not a myth, and it’s totally a thing, just like the clit, and emotional intelligence.

With enough stimulation, or the right stimulation—I should say. It’s possible to orgasm from nipple play.

Touch is key: squeezing her tits in your hands, sucking on her nipples, and flicking her nipples with your tongue. Don’t be afraid to call in support with vibrators or clamps.

Make her feel like a goddess

Explore her body with your hands when you’re taking her tit into your mouth. Your hands on her hips, or squeezing her thigh, making her feel like a goddess.

Make her feel like your queen.

Stop to kiss her. Tease her. Taste her. Put your finger under her chin. Grab her ass and spread her pussy a little bit.

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Maybe we don’t need more pussy eating guides.

Maybe we need more yearning.

More devotion.

More of treating her body like a holy altar.

More teethmarks.

Less hesitation.

More communication.

Less ego.

More playing with her breasts.

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affectionate

degradation.

You're not just any

dirty

little

slut.

You're my

dirty

little

slut.

I'm going to fuck the life into you

and

praise the fuck out of you, too.

I want you so close that you breathe life into my world.

Dripping down your thighs as I stretch out your soul.

My hands exploring your universe, as you grip me tight.

Your teeth on my neck, I’m yours to mark.

The red handprint I left on your ass is art.

“You’re being so good for me, you like that, baby?”

You already came once for the praise.

Twice for the way our atoms dance intimately.

Taking it like my good girl.

Earning your treat.

In your mouth, so you can taste what I do to you.

Reaching down, playing with yourself, too.

Back inside, so I can fill you with my seed.

My warm cum inside you is just what you need.

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Someone who's not afraid to unleash the animal in them,

because love without passion is a slow death.

The kind of lover who's ready to rip my clothes off at a moment's notice.

With claws that were made for more than posturing.

Remove the mask.

Take that armor off for me.

I want to see you embrace vulnerability.

Bite my body, mark my flesh.

Burn the world down with me, because our foundation is devotion and loyalty.

Set my heart on fire.

Show me everything you desire.

Caress my face, cuddle up to me, show me the harmonious balance of duality.

Take me all the way; choosing me over breathing.

That's the kind of love that I need.

Not sure if the voiceover audio sounds off here, but apologies if it does! Still adjusting my new mic.

It has been a while since I have properly shared anything on here.

I wasn’t able to commit the time to Substack like I had initially tried to.

Life be lifing.

I'd like to thank you for staying here in this community, albeit somewhat dormant.

Moving forward, I’ll be posting here more frequently, as I can share longer pieces and add audio to my work.

I'll most likely be opening the subscriber chat up for everyone, not just paid subs.

I hope you have the bestest day 🖤

Spells roll off my tongue with every flick.

She watches over me and rolls her hips. Growing wetter, she runs her fingers through my hair.

I feel like I have been starving for this woman my whole life.

Lips to lips, tongue to clit. She invites me up to get a kiss. I say, "You're beautiful", while looking her in the eyes. Then, it's back to business between her thighs.

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I don't delve deeply enough into the intricacies of the Dom and Sub dynamic. A symbiotic relationship that is built on the premise of consent, trust and safety.

The “Dynamic”, also known as power exchange is literally that, one person has the power and the other willingly submits and relinquishes control.

For example, if I give you a task or a command, I expect you to complete it. Finishing the task or following the command may earn you a reward, or you simply get immense gratification from pleasing me—a reward in itself.

Maybe I'll make you cum again and again, until you can barely move. Or maybe you deserve to have your ass spanked until it's red raw. Maybe I'll eat your pussy until you're practically crying or maybe your punishment will be to write lines.

Power exchange is a complex dynamic and it's about way more than just sexy stuff.

Imagine a love that's rooted in safety and within that container, you'd easily hand over control to a partner who cares about you. It makes them happy to submit to you and also be taken care of.

Being submissive is a need for some. Contrasting from a busy everyday life of having “Too much” control.

Submissives find solace in wanting to please. To be obedient. To be led. To be taken. Claimed. Commanded and cared for.

Dominance is not a need for control, it's about leading your submissive with love. A Dominant doesn't raise their hand out of anger, a true Dom cares about their submissive’s well-being and ensuring their needs are met.

Do certain submissives like to be choked? Spanked? Slapped? Used like a fuck toy? Sure. But, all of these aspects are elements of a connection that's rooted in pleasure, intimacy and safety.

Power exchange is often misunderstood. Many people assume that Doms force their submissives to perform tasks and follow commands. Without understanding the nuance that submissives often enjoy being told what to do.

If I command you to, “Open your mouth”, and I slide my cock inside. Doing what I ask and making me feel good may be your reward.

If a praise kink drives you, positive affirmations like “Good girl” and “I'm so proud of you” are enough motivation.

Want to build good habits or set your partner tasks? That's a sexy thought.

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Moving forward, I'll be posting here 1-2 times a week. If you feel that it's not enough for you, or you don't like this platform anymore.. or you just get too many emails in your inbox—I understand.

You can always find a lot of my writing on Instagram.

See you later, dater ✌🏽

You look up and say, “Fuck, you taste so good”, then continue to devour her like it’s your last meal on this beautiful Earth.

Her clit is throbbing, and you brush over it with your thumb gently.

Reaching up, you’d never neglect her tits.

You’re a connoisseur of clit play, a Cunnalinguist, if you will.

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Here are some areas to pay close attention to.

Never Underestimate the Power of Words

The most powerful tool in any relationship isn't technique, but the ability to communicate openly about desires, boundaries, and emotions. Words hold charge. Make her mind wet and her body will follow.

Be careful what you say because she could want you all day.

Words are foreplay, like fingertips brushing against a lover’s skin and lips that want to explore. Threaten her with a good time. Tell her that you can’t wait to eat her pussy and you’ve been thinking about it all day.

From sexting to whispering in her ear to telling her how good she tastes while you’re eating her pussy. Words are foreplay and dirty words are delicious.

Talk Her Through It

Bring her to orgasm and talk her through her orgasm, too.

“Look at me, baby.”

“Rub your pussy on my mouth.”

“Sit on my face.”

“Cum for me.”

“You’re being so good for me.” — put some praise on it.

Give Her a Hand

Think of all the pleasure you can grant a special woman in your life with two hands and a mouth. Feel her delicate skin, pressing your fingertips into her soft flesh, as your tongue dances between her legs, draining all of the chaos from her mind.

Don’t be afraid to squeeze her thighs, play with her tits, or slide a finger or two inside her pussy while you’re eating her out.

Gently with your fingers.

They’re the side dish to increase stimulation and intensify her pleasure.

If she likes it, slip your fingers into her mouth and kiss her, so she can taste herself.

These techniques are just the beginning of building deeper intimacy. For those interested in exploring more comprehensive approaches to connection and communication, platforms like Beducated offer structured learning opportunities. Not only do they offer courses on how to become a Cunnalinguist or a Deepthroat Demon, but also on topics such as communication techniques, intimacy building, and relationship skills.

Slowly slipping off your panties and kissing the inside of your thigh. You keep those pretty eyes locked with mine. I inhale you in and breathe us out. You're already throbbing before you've touched my mouth. I speak a prayer between your legs. Paying tribute as I give you head. You rub yourself all over my lips, blessing me and rolling your hips. You're out of breath. I bite your legs. You're getting closer and making such a mess. I slide my fingers in and use my tongue.

"Baby, I want you to cum.”

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When you bury your face between her legs.

Only stopping God's work to give her a taste.

Touching tongues.

Tracing her nipples with your thumbs.

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a place to feel stable and safe.

Where his hands could soothe

the stress of a hard day.

A garden where she could smell the flowers and touch the trees.

A place …

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